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Are you sick of being tailgated?

Well so are thousands of us, me included. so I have decided to create a site where we can have our say and let off some steam without creating road rage and causing even more unnecessary accidents.
To those of you who do tailgate here is some information for you to ponder.

Just because I am not 6 inches away from the ass of the car in front does not mean I do not want to overtake it.
If I am in a long line of traffic travelling in the outside lane I am not going to pull in to let you get one more car ahead.
I do NOT think I am entitled to sit in the outside lane if I am doing the speed limit. I will get in when it is safe to do so, sitting on my ass will not speed up this process.
You are not the only person in the world in a hurry.

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